The Goddess Of . . .

So I was watching a bunch of shows over the weekend (I was supposed to be packing) about ancient gods and goddesses.  Okay, I was watching Ancient Aliens.  Anyways, it got me thinking about how different gods and goddesses have things they are known for.

“So and So was known as the goddess of agriculture.”

“Such and Such was known as the god of writing.”

But sometimes the list of things a deity is said to rule over (protect, help, etc.), seems to me like they were just drawn randomly.

“Let’s see, I shall be known as the god of sugar, donkeys, annnnd . . . ”

{digs hand deeper into the bowl of randomly worded pieces of paper}

“. . . monkey butts.”

But then, I was wondering if maybe it wasn’t just things that the god or goddess totally loved or were naturally attracted to.  Based on their unique energetic imprint, *these* are the things they were totally into, and thus ruled them like a boss because that is what floated their boat.

The next logical stop on the imagination crazy train was, “Well then, if I was a goddess . . . what would I be said to rule over?”

So if I ever make it to goddess-hood, here’s a sneak peak of what I am the boss of:

  • Starbuck’s Chai Tea Lattes (Hot & Iced)
  • Jigsaw Puzzles
  • Cats
  • Excel Spreadsheets & Formulas
  • Laughing
  • Dancing like a loon
  • Singing off-key
  • The color Magenta
  • Ballet flats
  • Walking
  • Unruly hair
  • Awkward social situations
  • Insanity
  • iPods
  • Haribo Gummy Bears

As I said, it’s just a sneak peak and really it’s a living dynamic list that is subject to change at my whim because I’m the boss of it too.

It almost reads like a profile from Playboy in response to  “What are your turn-ons?”

{Shrugs} Whatevs.

Tha Tis All!